Online comment writers to get own internet | Daily Mash
Online comment writers to get own internet:
A NEW internet is to be created for people who like writing comments, so everyone else can enjoy surfing the web without their torrents of bile.
The new web, dubbed ‘Masturnet’ after users’ penchant for literal and metaphorical self-indulgence, will be just pictures of things with the question ‘Why do you hate this?’ underneath.
Google-built algorithms will reward commenters by adding random numbers of Facebook Likes or retweets, giving users the false impression that they’re not just screaming their repugnant semi-literate vitriol into an ocean of white noise.
Genius.
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