Posts tagged sistacrumpet
“The future is a clean, dull city populated by clean, dull rich people and clean, dull old people. The future is joyless Michelin starred restaurants and shops selling £3,000 chandeliers”
I haven’t had a haircut since Christmas and I’ve got new thicker rimmed glasses and I just realised I’m a knitted grey turtleneck away from looking just like my Dad circa 1981.
The Caprese Salad Wheel
We were salivating just from the adorable presentation of this Caprese salad. Tasted incredible too with thickly sliced Aussie Montefiore Bocconcini and our red tomatoes.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a...
Full Oral (checkup)
Dental hygienist: There’s a nasty mark inside your right cheek. Have you bit it or done something to it recently?
Me: You know how you did those X-rays ten minutes ago?