Never meet your heroes :(
(With apologies to Riles, who I sole this joke from.)
I still love science, but its taste in pizza is nothing to write home about, unless you live at the Department of Complaining About Stupid Novelty Pizza.
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I write about Apple at TUAW, technology and science at Action at a Distance, and about food at Objection: Salad!. I'm on Twitter too: @penllawen. I put pictures on flickr and Instagram.
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