Posts tagged funny

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Outstanding follow up to a classic joke. (Yes, it’s real: https://twitter.com/PhilTippett/status/390286641006252032)

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Tears.

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Mrs Doubtfire trailer, recut as a horror film. Outstanding. On a similar note, you may like The Shining romcom trailer.

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(Not my creation. Came to me via email. Original source unknown.)

(Not my creation. Came to me via email. Original source unknown.)

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An awesome picture. But, via this Reddit post, an even more awesome joke: “our Castle is in another princess.”

An awesome picture. But, via this Reddit post, an even more awesome joke: “our Castle is in another princess.”

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Don’t make fun of renowned Dan Brown

Amazing.

Renowned author Dan Brown woke up in his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million house – and immediately he felt angry. Most people would have thought that the 48-year-old man had no reason to be angry. After all, the famous writer had a new book coming out. But that was the problem. A new book meant an inevitable attack on the rich novelist by the wealthy wordsmith’s fiercest foes. The critics.

Renowned author Dan Brown hated the critics. Ever since he had become one of the world’s top renowned authors they had made fun of him. They had mocked bestselling book The Da Vinci Code, successful novel Digital Fortress, popular tome Deception Point, money-spinning volume Angels & Demons and chart-topping work of narrative fiction The Lost Symbol.

The critics said his writing was clumsy, ungrammatical, repetitive and repetitive. They said it was full of unnecessary tautology. They said his prose was swamped in a sea of mixed metaphors. For some reason they found something funny in sentences such as “His eyes went white, like a shark about to attack.” They even say my books are packed with banal and superfluous description, thought the 5ft 9in man. He particularly hated it when they said his imagery was nonsensical. It made his insect eyes flash like a rocket.

Don’t walk, run — run and read the whole thing.

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27 Middle-Class Problems

I’m not a fan of Buzzfeed’s throw-semi-plagiarised-crap-at-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks shotgun blogging, but this one really works.

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Wisdom.

Wisdom.

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Heh. Came to me without attribution, but unless I’m very much mistaken it’s a Doonesbury.

Heh. Came to me without attribution, but unless I’m very much mistaken it’s a Doonesbury.

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Hydrogen: boss as fuck.

Hydrogen: boss as fuck.

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Via the greatest abstract for a journal article ever at 22 words.com.

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Really pleased with how this turned out.

Really pleased with how this turned out.

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You also shouldn’t just send a penis picture without knowing a girl, period. Because sending a dirty photo is an unspoken pact, like being in a group of promising college-bound teens who accidentally kill a guy with their car.

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