Hand dryers
There are three kinds of hot-blown-air hand dryers in this world:
- The Dyson Airblade.
- The Xlerator.
- The Rest Of Them.
When I am Lord of the World, every single person associated with the design, specification, manufacture, sales, selection, procurement, distribution, supply, purchasing, fitting, and maintenance of The Rest Of Them will be shot, piled into a massive heap, and set alight. I will then use the heat from this fire to dry my hands.
The people related to the two named models of hand dryer will, meanwhile, be fêted as kings amongst men and given a nice present. Australia, maybe.
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