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A personal website written by Richard Gaywood.

I write about Apple at TUAW, technology and science at Action at a Distance, and about food at Objection: Salad!. I'm on Twitter too: @penllawen. I put pictures on flickr and Instagram.

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Conference call log

TG [Vice President of one of my employer's clients]: "Who is on your end of the line?"
LR [one of our project managers]: "Me and Richard."
TG: "Oh, is that Dr Richard Gaywood?"
RB [my colleage]: "no, it's me, Richard B."
TG: "Oh."
(beat)
RB: "Your words cut me like razors, T".
(beat)
TB: "Well, are you a doctor, Richard?"
RB: "No, I don't think you should call yourself Doctor unless you can take a man's heart out, show it to him, and put it back before he dies."