Mi tatuaje

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sniffyjenkins:

I’ve been advised to eat a spicey meal before having my tattoo done this afternoon, as the capiscum in the chilli releases loads of lovely endorphins which will fight the pain.

Sod just the one spicey meal. I’ve brought in a whole jar of pickled Jalapenos, which I plan on chomping my way through all day. My wrist may thank me, but I’m not sure my stomach will.

Or my co-workers.

Don’t forget about how your ‘backdoor’, ahem, will thank you later too.

Also wash your hands between eating the peppers and touching your eyes. Or your lady parts. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Pshaw! Pickled Jalepeños are not spicy. Shots of Dave’s Insanity Sauce is what you want.

A former colleague of mine once went to the loo after chopping chillis and incautiously washing his hands. He had to sit in a cold bath for three hours. Apparently the official NHS advice for this problem is to dangle the… effected area… into a glass of milk (milk contains fats that dissolve capiscum). Make sure you dispose of the milk carefully though, because the day you accidentally drink cock-flavoured pepper-milk… well, that’s not a good day.