Brad Pitt - Wired by Dan Winters, August 2009
Ask a Basterd: Can I Answer My Cell at a Movie if It Seems Urgent?
Never. It may be a brief interruption—just a few seconds—but what if someone sitting near you is trying to make a decent bootleg? Did you ever think of that? Now all those street-corner copies are permanently defiled by your so-called “emergency.” Don’t be so damn selfish.
These are brilliant. Also look at “is it OK to look at porn in work?” and “am I a jerk if I fire our sucky Rock Band bassist?”
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