This is it. This is the moment. The moment I realise I no longer want anything to do with the fashion choices of the world at large.
First everyone wanted to look like a fucking set of blinds. Now we want to look like the sun roof of a cheap 80’s Porsche every hour of every day? Seriously, have the fashion designers of the world just handed the reins to a large group of drunk, retarded monkeys?
Or have I just suddenly and irrevocably become old?
How… how do you wear these? Do they come with a pack-in angle grinder you use to remove your nose first?
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