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An AUTHENTIC AMERICAN in an AUTHENTIC AMERICAN RESTAURANT. For real. It’s blaring Blue Suede Shoes at a hojillion decibels and the toilets have pages from the New York Times over the urinals with baseball scores in. It’s as good as a teleporter. She’s weeping with what I can only assume is homesickness.

An AUTHENTIC AMERICAN in an AUTHENTIC AMERICAN RESTAURANT. For real. It’s blaring Blue Suede Shoes at a hojillion decibels and the toilets have pages from the New York Times over the urinals with baseball scores in. It’s as good as a teleporter. She’s weeping with what I can only assume is homesickness.

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  1. wordishness said: CAN YOU ORDER A HOT DOG, FRIES, APPLE PIE, AND HATRED OF ETHNIC MINORITIES?
  2. mrcraster said: I’m confused at the idea that there are things that are not improved by adding pig.
  3. sistacrumpet reblogged this from penllawen and added:
    WHO THE HELL TOLD THE WELSH TO PUT LUNCH MEAT HAM ON CHICKEN PARMIGIANA?
  4. fuiru said: Reminds me of the time I went to an “authentic British pub” in Kyoto when I lived in Japan. It was actually more typically British than my local in England, except for the potato wedges advertised as “chips”. I almost cried.

 

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