Outstanding follow up to a classic joke. (Yes, it’s real: https://twitter.com/PhilTippett/status/390286641006252032)
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"Somehow it seems to have reactivated itself and made its way along the work surface where it pushed a cooking pot out of the way and basically that was the end of it," fireman Helmut Kniewasser told The Daily Mail. "I don’t know about the allegations of a robot suicide but the homeowner is insistent that the device was switched off—it’s a mystery how it came to be activated and ended up making its way to the hotplate."
How awful does your house have to be to drive an emotionless Roomba to suicide?!
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a...
Dental hygienist: There’s a nasty mark inside your right cheek. Have you bit it or done something to it recently?
Me: You know how you did those X-rays ten minutes ago?